How to Spot that You’ve Become a Crazy Cat Lady/Gent…Know the Signs!

C001ONE

C002

You are desperate for the loo….but the cat is nestled comfortably upon you.  This occurs to you as a crisis of conscience

TWO

C003

 

 

 

 

 

 

When finally having to move, while the cat is still curled up peacefully upon you, you apologise to them, profusely.

THREE

C004

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

When your cat gives you the “Love Eyes”, you find yourself doing those long, deliberate, slow blinks back at them – convinced they are hearing ‘I love you too’

FOUR

C005

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Your cat giving you a ‘Head Kiss’ (butting its head across your check) fills you with a delight otherwise reserved for the pride of your parents or an ‘I love you’ from your dream partner.

FIVE

C006

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Your cat is doing the ‘Happy Feet’ (pummeling its paws against you as if kneading bread) but is causing you absolute agony.  You don’t move them, worried you’ll cause offense.

SIX

C007

 

 

 

 

 

 

You have guests over and the cat is all over them like a cheap suit.  You feel either a) extreme pride, b) burning jealousy, or c) Both.

SEVEN

C008

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(this is my actual cat)

You have uttered, or wish you had, the line “They aren’t cats.  They’re tiny little people in fur coats”.

EIGHT

C010

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you have more than one cat – you have a favourite, but are at pains to make sure they all get the same level of attention.  You feel guilty if stroking one while being watched by another.

NINE

C009

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(this is also my cat)

They are an eighth of your size, yet take up two thirds of the bed…..and you let them!

TEN

C011

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You know where your cat puts its tongue…and yet are completely fine with them licking you in the face.

ELEVEN

C012

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(this is also my cat)

You’d write a whole blog post about Crazy Cat Ladies. just to show the world how cute your cat is…

SHARE WITH ALL YOUR CRAZY CAT PALS :)
________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Scriptonite Daily is a citizen funded news site. If we want to make an alternative media, then we need to build it. Your donations make the difference.

Become a regular subscriber here

Payment Options


Make a one off donation here


3 thoughts on “How to Spot that You’ve Become a Crazy Cat Lady/Gent…Know the Signs!

  1. What a great posting!

    I’m a crazy cat man. This article made me smile even though I am going through the mill with unemployment and all that entails.

    I laughed out loud at the ‘jealous cat’ pic. Lol.

    Thanks.

  2. I just assumed everybody had these thoughts… All apply to me except NINE (I have learnt not to share my bed with any of our 3 cats). I can’t honestly say I have experienced SEVEN either.

Leave a Reply